“Very funny” – Justin Moorhouse, Peter Kay’s Phoenix Nights

Winner – Nottingham Comedy Festival New Act of the Year 2016

Alright. Nice for you to be here for a change. Jokes. Thanks for visiting my site. Not much to say really. I have two pairs of jeans for all purposes and the bit below is for promoters to make me sound great.

Come see me live. That’s live. Not live.


NB I apologise in advance if I swear too much for your liking, but it’s fucking hard trying to be funny without using the word cunt.

“Since starting stand-up in 2014, Simon has gone on to quickly establish himself as one to watch, hotly-tipped by promoters and acts alike. He can be seen performing regularly at some of the biggest and best comedy clubs throughout the UK.”