“Funny guy, natural talent.” – Geoff Norcott, Live at the Apollo, BBC Two

Winner – Nottingham Comedy Festival New Act of the Year 2016

Alright. Nice for you to be here for a change. Jokes. Thanks for visiting my site. Not much to say really. I have two pairs of jeans for all purposes, work and recreation, mix and match. I’m a part-time contact lens wearer, full-time glasses wearer. I’ve got no thigh gap and I still drink Capri-Suns at the age of 26. Twist cap. Not straw.

Come see me live. That’s live. Not live.


PS I apologise in advance if I swear too much for your liking, but it’s fucking hard trying to be funny without using the word cunt.